An army of platypuses waddle up the hill and bow to Gh. They tell him that he is their king. Gh builds them a platypus kingdom by a nearby pond. He gets distracted by his new subjects and does not notice as I climb the hill. Queen of the Hill.
I use the high surface stresses and pressure induced by the collapsing bubbles to erode gh off the hill. I climb the hill with my bubbles. King of the hill.
I invite Xorgon to a game of minigolf. When he refuses to leave the hill I bump him on the head with my golf club. He falls down the hill. Queen of the Hill.
I get up, dazed and confused. I turn to the hill, seeking hnh. It appears that she wandered off in the wrong direction though since she isn't there. I retake the hill with no more effort than gravity requires. King of the Hill.
Having gnawed away my hunk of bread, I return to the hill, hungrier than ever. I spy a spicy MCBALL developer at the top of the hill. I watch my prey carefully, laying single noodles of spaghetti in a trail to lure the duplicitous Xorgon away from his post. Unbeknownst to him, the spaghetti leads to a poorly covered pit. With his computer-strained eyes, the developer stumbles right into it. I take the hill, warbling a peaceful tune. "Guess what.... Chicken butt." Queen of the Hill.